

You Don't Choose Your Family(2011)
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César Borgnoli, an unsuccessful car salesman from Italy, lives well beyond his means. In order to get out of his financial disaster, he agrees to a deal: he pretends to be the husband of his sister's girlfriend Kim so she can legally adopt a little girl from Thailand. Caesar believes this to be a great idea and is looking forward to his trip to Thailand. After all, he is going to be able to mix business with pleasure--so he thinks. He didn't expect the local police, the Chinese Triads and the director of the orphanage to chip in, who want to make sure that little Mai is going to end up in a nice family.
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Christian Clavier
César

Jean Reno
Luix

Muriel Robin
Kim

Héléna Noguerra
Alex

Michel Vuillermoz
Jean-Paul

Hélène Patarot
Mère supérieure

Anna Gaylor
La mère de César

Caroline Anglade
Coralie, la coiffeuse

Sophie-Charlotte Husson
La présentatrice TV

Simon Astier
Hervé

Rodolphe Congé
Bruno

Annie Savarin
Irène

Olivier Till
L'huissier
Nathalie Kanouï
Gwen
Philippe Sturbelle
Le prisonnier belge
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