The Nine Ages of Nakedness

The Nine Ages of Nakedness(1969)

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90 minJune 1, 1969

Overview

A man attempts to deal with the bevy of naked beauties who have been bothering his family for generations.

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Charles Gray

Charles Gray

Narrator

George Harrison Marks

George Harrison Marks

Nine Roles

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Bruno Elrington

The Leader (segment "The Stone Age")

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June Palmer

The Girlfriend (segment "The Stone Age")

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Sue Bond

Serving Girl

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Maj-Britt Mannson

The Secretary (segment "The Stone Age")

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Julian Orchard

The Pharaoh (segment "The Egyptians")

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Carol Hamilton

Queen Nefertiti (segment "The Egyptians")

Max Bacon

Max Bacon

Yossel (segment "The Egyptians")

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Patricia Kluge

The Dancer (segment "The Egyptians")

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Suzan Long

Lotus (segment "The Chinese")

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S'Zeto

The Gardener (segment "The Chinese")

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Dawn Grayson

Her Ladyship (segment "The Cavaliers")

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Maya Zell

The Baroness (segment "The Cavaliers")

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David London

Jossop (segment "The Cavaliers")

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Sue Bond

Serving Girl (segment "The Cavaliers")

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Howard Nelson

Sir Rupert (segment "The Cavaliers")

William Hurndell

William Hurndell

Sir Gregory (segment "The Cavaliers")

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Steve Patterson

Horseman (segment "The Cavaliers")

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Rusty Hood

Swordsman (segment "The Cavaliers")

Max Wall

Max Wall

Roundhead Leader (segment "The Cavaliers")

Rita Webb

Rita Webb

Brunhilda (segment "The Theatre")

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Dawn Williams

The Girl (segment "The Theatre")

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Stuart Samuels

Theatre Manager (segment "The Theatre")

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Terry Duggan

The Policeman (segment "The Theatre")

Cardew Robinson

Cardew Robinson

The Magistrate (segment "The Theatre")

Oliver MacGreevy

Oliver MacGreevy

Hargreaves (segment "The Old Dark House")

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Karen Klein

The Girl (segment "The Old Dark House")

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Rena Brown

The Leader (segment "The Future")

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Monique Devereaux

Girl in Command (segment "The Future")

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Mona Brown

Nurse (segment "Harley St.")

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Annette Johnson

Nurse (segment "Harley St.")

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Toni Harrison Marks

The Psycho-analyst

Maria Frost

Maria Frost

Photographer's Model (uncredited)

Josephine Harrison Marks

Josephine Harrison Marks

Baby (uncredited)

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Pat Schaefer

(uncredited)

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Li Wing

(uncredited)

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